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Sure you'll miss plenty when you die: your loved ones, your favorite Italian dish, great sex! But what about the things you assuredly won't miss: incurable disease, telemarketers, butt acne! "6001 Things You Won't Miss When You're Dead" is a candid and funny catalog of life's miseries, irritants, and mystifying b.s. we can all do without. It's the perfect travel companion, bathroom book, or gift for a dying friend, and certain to make readers smile with the understanding that when they depart this world it will no doubt come with a silver lining.
WHAT THE DEAD AND FAMOUS ARE SAYING ABOUT 6001 THINGS:
"How poetic! Had this book been available years ago I would have checked out a lot sooner!" - Sylvia Plath
"Hell never felt so damn good" - Joseph Stalin
"After reading this book I realize I was doing those kids a favor!" - Freddy Krueger
"Even I was depressed!" - Norman Vincent Peale, Author of "The Power of Positive Thinking"
"Finally, a book that truly captures the essence of our miserable lives!" - Rodney Dangerfield
David Dell Johnson is a career civil servant and decorated U.S. Air Force officer whose life and travels around the globe have given him a profound perspective on things he definitely won't miss when he's dead. He resides in Alexandria, Virginia. Visit the web site at 6001things.com Read more
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