By Joseph Veillon
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First tagged by Joseph Veillon
Customer tags: twilight(3), kristen stewart, halloween, breaking dawn, edward cullen, romance, stephenie meyer, new moon, eclipse, vampire, robert pattinson, ghosts
Review & Description
Twilight in Farts is a scathingly irreverent parody of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight and is the first book to tell the impertinent and unofficial Edward's version of Twilight. Narrated by the annoyingly egotistical vampire, Edwin Dullen, Twilight in Farts is the rudely comical story of how Edwin and the wackily inept and monotonous Jezebella Penguin meet and become nauseatingly obsessed with each other when Jezebella moves to the gassy town of Farts, Washington. Twilight in Farts spares nothing in its scandalous mockery of Meyer's novel - from the disastrous first meeting to a wicked twist on prom night. It's all here - romance, danger, blood drinking, dirty dancing, hippies, a daring rescue, and more - plus scorching commentary on Meyer's vampire farce.
Welcome to the town of Farts, Washington, the alternate universe of Twilight's Forks, and home of Edwin Dullen, a narcissistic vampire who drinks tomato juice and loves disco. Edwin's world is turned upside down when the plain and klutzy Jezebella Penguin moves to Farts after her mom runs off with a professional crossword puzzle solver. Beginning with his first hilarious reaction to her scent, Edwin finds himself consumed with lustful desire for Jezebella and dazzled by her unremarkable charms. Twilight in Farts closely follows Meyer's story, mercilessly lampooning her exaggerated descriptions and outrageous vampire abilities, the crazily obsessive relationship between Edward and Bella, Edward's past and vampire transformation, the shocking effect of sunlight, the infamous game and vampire showdown, and more - all leading to an astonishing surprise ending. Read more
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